The Zimmermans: Bob Dylan's imaginary family

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Pirate

The newspaper typesetter, gas station attendant and taxicab driver: community pillars

Where others see a sweeping panorama, Chef Charles sees a windswept sea that says sail me

O Canada from whence this beauty wandered smack down the center of the great divided highway

From a tin type called "The Pledge," early proof that promises and alcoholism don't mix

The spineless sought refuge in the monstery to no avail

The Vertebrae Invasion will long be remembered as the turning point in the end of history

Though the hobbled could sense their new masters would be stern, they sensed they might also be partiers

The tailbones thrust their coccyx at every kid in the parade zone looking for a hard piece of candy

She said she'd cut her own dick off to be queen of the EPA

Pushing tulips at the hands of a blind gunman

Nanofish are nanomechanical warships that can swim up to any destroyer and tag it for death

When the swingers of the 60s met the nymphs of the 19th century things heated up fast

Cemetery statues are all pondering sex

Badlands

Ipaneman tide

Jet sky

She was discovered only hours too late

Triangle

Ghost blimp

Disguised as clouds they came

It was more than a cigar store -- it's where the whole town came in to get goofy

Son of Sam

Hitler strikes a deal

Stalin experimented with crossbreeding man and ape. This is is son, Sean.

Proposed Reagan monument

The Kenny Boys

Rummy Rummy Rummy I got nub in my tummy

Rumsfeld liked what he saw.

Putin on the Ritz: He's been kissing toddler's stomachs lately. And now there are rumors he's killing off journalists and rivals.

O.J. shows how he would have done it if he'd done it.

His predecessors weren't buying it.

Here lies Ken Lay. He lied here too.

You don't hear much from Michael Anymoore.

Can't tell a joke, then chokes in defense of it.

When Tom "The Hammer" DeLay was booked he was surrounded by friends and kindred spirits.

When will this be explained?

U.S. General Karpinski, of Abu Ghraib, said "she knew nothing. Noth-think!"

When Bush lost touch with the voter, he was sucked into the vortex.

The Decider, deciding

Life on Mars

Why don't you go see who's at the door and I'll pet the goat?

Justice Clarence Thomas hears what he says.

Porter had a smile like a crescent moon above Kansas.

Statues without Limitations

At St. Bonaventure Cemetery in Savannah, Georgia, statuary are encouraged to get regular exercise.

Knock knock

When every child had a pony

Reverend Thiel was a different man behind the wheel

A small pupil is a sign of life

Peace tinker

Bad death in another country

Lahontan spawning over New York

The guards at the art museum don't allow touching

She taught body English in high school

Croak nearly died when the frog said his name

This tin-type was too dark to see until it was digitized; now it can be seen but it can't be believed

Plastic surgery is better if you can get it all done at once

Anyone who believes the myth of the retiring 19th century woman is obliged to study this assemblage carefully

Early motorcycle cops were so beseiged with admirers that temptation resistance became part of basic training

I may not have been the greatest father but my children knew discipline

My friend in estate sales sent me jpgs of an upcoming gig, and this is what I shot back, using jpgs sent by another friend

Pete foolishly sent me jpgs

While rendering physics virtually obsolete, Photoshop also bequeathed unto to us nearly a billion poorly switched heads

Wyoming has a way of bringing out the man in men

In the badlands bad things also happen to bad people

Learning to appreciate God's playfulness could be the key to understanding his ruthlessness

Ancient peoples worshipped many gods but none more than the god of the rich and creamy

He could accept that he was abominable but not an abomination

Normally the real gift is invisible

Why there are no footprints in the sand

Christ descended into hell

It was late but there was no one to miss her

It's all right, it's all right, it's all right -- propane

Greetings, Earthlings brake, pull up!

Escaping this earthly coil wasn't so hard but returning alive was a long shot