My Folio

2006-11-20T23:24:00.000-08:00

The Zimmermans: Bob Dylan's imaginary family

2006-11-20T23:22:00.001-08:00

Portrait of the Artist as a Young Pirate

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The newspaper typesetter, gas station attendant and taxicab driver: community pillars

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Where others see a sweeping panorama, Chef Charles sees a windswept sea that says sail me

2006-11-20T23:19:00.000-08:00

O Canada from whence this beauty wandered smack down the center of the great divided highway

2006-11-20T23:18:00.000-08:00

From a tin type called "The Pledge," early proof that promises and alcoholism don't mix

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The spineless sought refuge in the monstery to no avail

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The Vertebrae Invasion will long be remembered as the turning point in the end of history

2006-11-20T23:15:00.000-08:00

Though the hobbled could sense their new masters would be stern, they sensed they might also be partiers

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The tailbones thrust their coccyx at every kid in the parade zone looking for a hard piece of candy

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She said she'd cut her own dick off to be queen of the EPA

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Pushing tulips at the hands of a blind gunman

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Nanofish are nanomechanical warships that can swim up to any destroyer and tag it for death

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When the swingers of the 60s met the nymphs of the 19th century things heated up fast

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Cemetery statues are all pondering sex

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Badlands

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Ipaneman tide

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Jet sky

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She was discovered only hours too late

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Triangle

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Ghost blimp

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Disguised as clouds they came

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It was more than a cigar store -- it's where the whole town came in to get goofy

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Son of Sam

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Hitler strikes a deal

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Stalin experimented with crossbreeding man and ape. This is is son, Sean.

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Proposed Reagan monument

The Kenny Boys

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Rummy Rummy Rummy I got nub in my tummy

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Rumsfeld liked what he saw.

2006-11-20T17:34:00.000-08:00

Putin on the Ritz: He's been kissing toddler's stomachs lately. And now there are rumors he's killing off journalists and rivals.

2006-11-20T17:33:00.000-08:00

O.J. shows how he would have done it if he'd done it.

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His predecessors weren't buying it.

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Here lies Ken Lay. He lied here too.

2006-11-20T17:26:00.000-08:00

You don't hear much from Michael Anymoore.

2006-11-20T17:23:00.000-08:00

Can't tell a joke, then chokes in defense of it.

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When Tom "The Hammer" DeLay was booked he was surrounded by friends and kindred spirits.

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When will this be explained?

2006-11-20T16:32:00.000-08:00

U.S. General Karpinski, of Abu Ghraib, said "she knew nothing. Noth-think!"

2006-11-20T16:29:00.000-08:00

When Bush lost touch with the voter, he was sucked into the vortex.

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The Decider, deciding

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Life on Mars

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Why don't you go see who's at the door and I'll pet the goat?

2006-11-20T16:09:00.000-08:00

Justice Clarence Thomas hears what he says.

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Porter had a smile like a crescent moon above Kansas.

Statues without Limitations

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At St. Bonaventure Cemetery in Savannah, Georgia, statuary are encouraged to get regular exercise.

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Knock knock

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When every child had a pony

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Reverend Thiel was a different man behind the wheel

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A small pupil is a sign of life

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Peace tinker

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Bad death in another country

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Lahontan spawning over New York

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The guards at the art museum don't allow touching

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She taught body English in high school

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Croak nearly died when the frog said his name

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This tin-type was too dark to see until it was digitized; now it can be seen but it can't be believed

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Plastic surgery is better if you can get it all done at once

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Anyone who believes the myth of the retiring 19th century woman is obliged to study this assemblage carefully

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Early motorcycle cops were so beseiged with admirers that temptation resistance became part of basic training

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I may not have been the greatest father but my children knew discipline

2004-07-11T22:50:00.001-07:00

My friend in estate sales sent me jpgs of an upcoming gig, and this is what I shot back, using jpgs sent by another friend

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Pete foolishly sent me jpgs

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While rendering physics virtually obsolete, Photoshop also bequeathed unto to us nearly a billion poorly switched heads

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Wyoming has a way of bringing out the man in men

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In the badlands bad things also happen to bad people

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Learning to appreciate God's playfulness could be the key to understanding his ruthlessness

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Ancient peoples worshipped many gods but none more than the god of the rich and creamy

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He could accept that he was abominable but not an abomination

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Normally the real gift is invisible

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Why there are no footprints in the sand

2004-07-11T22:06:00.000-07:00

Christ descended into hell

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It was late but there was no one to miss her

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It's all right, it's all right, it's all right -- propane

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Greetings, Earthlings brake, pull up!

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Escaping this earthly coil wasn't so hard but returning alive was a long shot

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Early immigrants took to Nebraska like cowboys took to Kansas

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The castle was enchanted only as long as it remained unfinished

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Madam, I'm Adam

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I took the tracks to school

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Late arrivals

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Daydream of the butcher

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The breast is celebrated worldwide not as the miraculous sustainer of life it is but as the bundled up bag of cheap sexual promises we want it to be

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Food isn't great but the view isn't bad

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Rush hour, in the future, is dangerous but pleasant

2004-07-11T07:22:00.000-07:00

Once the shell is discarded the human spine seeks spiritual comfort

2004-07-11T07:17:00.000-07:00

To a Cubist, even clouds are cubic

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Disguised as clouds they dropped in one day and swept away half of St. Louis

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The intimate connection between sex and death drives us to reproduce against our better judgement.

2004-07-11T07:10:00.000-07:00

Before magnetic resonance imaging there was Tesla, whose greatest discoveries remain undiscovered

2004-07-11T07:07:00.000-07:00

Rescued from a near-black tintype, these girls were among the first practitioners of photographic blackmail

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Though rarely seen today, dog training was common in the old days

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The taking of San Juan's head.

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Surprisingly waterproof.

2004-07-11T06:48:00.000-07:00

Get the joke! Get the joke!

2004-07-11T06:37:00.000-07:00

An appetite for light aircraft has made the shark a creature of interest to the DEA.

2004-07-11T06:33:00.000-07:00

Riding the jet stream, blimpephants wander the globe grazing on hydrogen, but when they descend, violent methane storms often follow

2004-07-11T06:22:00.000-07:00

Lacking role models, the first generation of any new species is likely to behave strangely

2004-07-11T06:21:00.000-07:00

Exodust

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in the dustbowl years the mites grew a mite large